Dear Usha,

 

Dear 2nd Lady Vance,

 

Usha, Usha, Usha. What were you thinkin' girl? Greenland? Really?

 

You are a beautiful, well educated young woman. (Yay!) You can go anywhere and do ANYTHING you want. 

 

I can see that you didn't learn from the humiliation that you faced at the Kennedy Center so lucky for you that I have an eye on you and can offer you sound advice.

 

Protect yourself. Don't get involved in all the chaos that the Republican party is engaged in. Pull a Melania. She was and is a part-time 1st Lady. Upgrade your pre-nup. If you didn't have one get yourself a post-nup. Learn from Melania. 

 

If you want to go to the Kennedy Center attend a matinee session with a friend. Leave your dick of a husband at home. If the President wants you to go to Greenland or anywhere else say sweetly, "Oh, I'd love to but the children ____________". Then fill in the blank. Melania did that and still does that and her child is attending university. If there is a function that you would like to attend then buy yourself a new frock, get your hair done, call a sitter and show up. But, otherwise "just say no".

Greenland is just another humiliation for you. You don't need that shit . . .

 

I'm watching you . . .